- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

YEAH THEY DO!

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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