Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Honk if you're Amish!

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I <3 Hitler

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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