Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

YEAH THEY DO!

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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