whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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