George W. Bush

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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