Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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