- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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