What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Knock knock Go away

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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