knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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