- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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