Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Anti Joke

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