- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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