What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

How would you rule?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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