I <3 Hitler

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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A shark ate your mom

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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