Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

a black man did not eat chicken.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

whats brown and booky a book.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

u know whats a crime? rape

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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