- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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