- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

why did you poop because you are a poop

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

read me write me

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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