How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

whats brown and booky a book.

u know whats a crime? rape

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

what's black and can't swim?

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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