- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Jack Stevens

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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