- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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