- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Women's rights

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

yolo your orange looks orange

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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