- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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