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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

I was watching Fox news.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

yolo your orange looks orange

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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