What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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