What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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