- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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