- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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