- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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