why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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