Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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