- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

I wrote a funny joke.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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