- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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