- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Refridgerator.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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