you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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