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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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