- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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