Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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