Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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I wrote a funny joke.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Anti Joke

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