When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do I hate? people

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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