Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Yes

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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