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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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whats green and lives in the water

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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