- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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