What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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