What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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you will like this because i am black.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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