- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

a man checks his mypsace

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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