A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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eh

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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