- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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