- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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