Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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pudding

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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