What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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