- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Guess what What

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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