- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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