To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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