Knock Knock? Come in.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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ever tried african food? they neither

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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