Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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