- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Grace Ackerson

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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