How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Weaner

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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