a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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