Paper or plastic? Yes...

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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civil rights

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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