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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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