What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Yellow People !!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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