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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

being sober in a bar fight

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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