- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

In soviet Russia...things are different

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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