- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Fat? Jesse Z

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Men's rights

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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