- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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