- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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