Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

a black man pays his child support

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

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