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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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