- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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