- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Knock knock.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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