- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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