- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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