knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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