- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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