- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

You know what's cool? Yep.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

John lazzaro likes dick

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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