- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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