- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

i'm hard

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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