- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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