A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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