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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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