- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Flowers are colors Love me

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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