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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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