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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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