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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Guess what? I like trains.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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