What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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