- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

quantum physics?

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