- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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