- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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