- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Whose your daddy? Not me

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

A pope meets another one

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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