Women's rights.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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